Your Weight Loss Horoscope

BABE!!!
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HI!! Are you into astrology?
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I am like kinda whatever on astrology. I think it is kinda fun but I don't really follow it too closely.
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UNTIL.... I randomly saw a post from this cool astrology chick Chani....
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She said.... that because of mercury being here and who knows what being in pieces and the full moon being in the mircowave and a bunch of other stuff I did not understand....
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That because of THIS... our year might feel like it has gotten off to a verrrry slow start. (this is/was totally me and eve my hubs who is a total skeptic!)
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That because of all of this planetary action our 2023 really wasn't "supposed" to gain momentum until.... NOW!!!!!!
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That because of this, NOW is the time to take the year by the horns and create what you want.
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That because of this, now is the time the momentum is available to you.
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The planets and then moons and the stars are all conspiring to help you lose weight for the last dang time. How much fun is that!?!?
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Now whether this is really true or not, doesn't actually matter.

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The point is, if it feels true, let it be true.
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The point is, if you haven't created what you wanted to so far this year, it is not too late, not even close.
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The point is, if you haven't lost a pound even though you wanted to, maybe it is because it wasn't the time, and now is the time.
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The point is, you still get to let today be New Year's Eve.
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If you want to lose weight for the last time, let's do it. If it is your deep desire, it is your destiny. You get to have this. This year. Right now.
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Have the Best Day Ever,
Laura
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